The Shitty, Pointless Ramblings of Joe.

Woo. Welcome back.

garnerish — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:42:41 +0000

Woo. I’m back.
Fuck knows if anything will happen. I’ll probably make this post and the blog will fall into disrepair again but fuck it, who cares.

I’m listening to King Diamond – Abigail.

It’s pretty good. Not jizz inducingly so. Maybe I should focus on it more to get the whole concept feel.

Shit CDs and Maiden

garnerish — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:25:24 +0000

Got two of my CDs from Grindethic. Both were shit.

Bhelliom – Singapore Melodic Death Metal, every song used exactly the same fucking riff everytime.

Androphagous – No idea what it’s classified as, but it was just a mass of noise and shite. Save only for the classic “Sorry I fucked your mom deep in the ass”.

AND FUCKING MAIDEN TICKETS. A friend came through and I HAVE A TICKET TO SEE IRON FUCKING MAIDEN IN LONDON!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: 9th July. Tickets didn’t come. Got scammed. Ach well. I didn’t pay them. Can’t believe I missed it

Happy Belated New Year

garnerish — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:49:49 +0000

Happy New Year all.

Has the potential to be the best and worst year of my life.

Could pass my exams, go to Uni, have my 18th, get wankered alot, and see Turisas live.

Or could fail my exams, no go to uni, have my 18th, drink away the pain, and miss Turisas because no-one else will go.

I really need to stop buying crap :P

garnerish — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:50:46 +0000

I need some cash towards that cornwall holiday, and bloody january sales keep making me buy stuff.

So far: 2 CDs off Play, a t-shirt and 2 CDs off Plastichead, followed by another CD off Plastichead, and just bought a tshirt and another 3 CDs off Grindethic.

Bloody christmas and it’s sales.

New CD. Unleashed – Shadows in the Deep

garnerish — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:28:14 +0000

Cost me a fiver off play, and it’s the best fiver i’ve ever spent.

01. The Final Silence
02. The Immortals
03. A Life Beyond
04. Shadows In The Deep
05. Countess Bathory [Venom cover]
06. Never Ending Hate
07. Onward Into Countless Battles
08. Crush The Skull
09. Bloodbath
10. Land Of Ice

Every song is a brilliant death metal ride, with some of the catchiest tunes you’ll ever hear.

Whilst the title track is obviously good, the one that stands out for me is The Immortals, summed up by the empassioned cry of “ARISE! IMMORTALS!” near the end.

9/10.

Joe :D

garnerish — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:01:21 +0000

Sup assembled Gs.

I finally got around to making a blog. Isn’t it awesome?

Basically when I can be arsed to update it, it’ll contain my random shit, ala, complaints, rants, CD reviews, frustrations and the such sort.

ENJOY.